he: the future belongs to the past
she: huh! what??? do not conphuse me
he: i wish there was a time machine
she: time machine to do what? more conphused
he: go back to the ice age and freeze to death. Why else! Stupid!
she mutters under her breath: well, if you want to die – how about i clobber you to death, why the fu*^ing time machine!